Thursday, August 12, 2004

fun times in a 6 x 9

What do you get when a group of hot people are left waiting for a really really long time in a waiting room to see the same person??? The room fills up with idiots and morons and sighers and huffy people and whiners, and people that want to talk about their road trip to the office... and one wonderful Grampa who is nervously rocking a 3 month old baby, who was 6 weeks premature.. and looks like a one month old.. and is getting very hungry, very fast.... but nothing takes cake other than a Frenchman that takes his seat who is a diabetic to see a Dr. with his non-english speaking wife. Now this is the freaking freakiest... shall I saying "f...g" moron you've ever seen your life.....

And I was glad to sit and witness it all !!!

First of all he comes in... speaking in french..... the reception girl says I don't understand French... he starts to yell.... then he says he needs to go get something to eat because he is a diabetic, and he needs his insulin (SOOOO, in my head I start to say to him... listen here you goddamn moron.........it's not anyones fault that you are late, and hungry and de-insulinized..... it is 10:00 in the morning.. and if you couldn't get your shit together... then don't come up here and start yelling at the reception.... did your mother never tell you to take RESPONSIBILITY for yourself.... freakin f...g fool. God!) But I only thought that.... because freak wife is muttering under her breath crashing into all the people that are whining in the room... excluding Mr Amazingly-composed Grampa... and the sweet itsy-bitsy baldy baby.----- So the fight carries on... he yells at the receptionist... eyes are darting all over the place... then the reception yells... go sit down and take a seat... you are really starting to piss me off...!!! So now the crazy man crashes past some people.... and hits an elderly with the door on the way out... the crazy wife crashes past people.. then they blast back into the place... make people move.. so they can sit down again. Now he decides to give himself an insulin shot... so of course one of the whining people start yelling... " You couldn't go do that in the bathroom..." as he sits their with his shirt up jamming an epipen into his abdoman....more yelling between the "patrons" of this 6 x 9 palace !! Then theirs an emergency meeting with the Doc's and the receptionist... the patient that was already being seen by the Dr gets booted out of the office... and these people hauled in... more yelling...... the dusts settles everyone goes back to their respective places.... well the two moronic frenchpeople... now the people in the office are standing yelling at the receptionist.. how long is this gonna take... one guy leaves... more people are coming in.....WOW... this was great...the clincher....

The girls turn is next... I have been waiting for about an hour and 30 minutes... a half hour to get to the office.. a half hour return.... so were up to 2 1/2 hours all for a .... 5 minute appointment... WOW... that is so worth it. Then I find out that he is moving his office in October... down to St Paul's Hospital.... (which takes about an hour to get to.. paying more money for parking.. if you can find parking.... then waiting in this chaos)... just to have Mr Dr. Orthopedic Surgeon say to the girl that he certainly remembers her from her extended stay in the cast clinic.... to look at her arm.. to check if it's growing.. and were done...so guess where I won't be going a year from now?


2 comments:

magz said...

ok sweetie... im now sure... YOU NEED A VACATION!!! there are so many itty-bitty teeny-tiny annoyances in life, that you got to make equal time fer the cool shit, ya know? I relate, totally, to time wasted in the doc's office, but you, deanna, are capable of finding (ugh, cliche time...) the sunnier side o life! jump in on my plans to organize a blogparty here in arizona, WITH a corporate sponsor... i could use yer wit and charm to help convince the powers-that-be to pay for it all. meanwhile... come look at more cartoon chickens, and read all about hallucigenic toads.... lol. hang tough sis, this too... shall pass!

Unknown said...

I "could" say at least it wasn't boring, but that would make me one of those people who are pursuing you, just don't listen to the voices.