To Feed or to Tame?

Somedays you are met with the no win situation of owning a beastly being called spawn. Today was that day. It's not even 3:00 in the afternoon, this all happend before one o'clock. Some days it takes a little more than an extra pancake to keep all forms of beastly activities at bay. That's alright.... she WILL behave tomorrow due to the fact that we have to be out, in human public, with my work friends. Which is why her constant natterings have taken me for a test drive today.