Roast or toast?

It is fairly warm (!!!) outside at the moment...I have a couple of options: go into the front yard and weed out some infiltrator plants disguising themselves as perrenials in my front yard... or I could choose to stand along the back cement patio, and be roasted. Since I will be watering my plants, there should be a little self basting going on. It's a toss up. Am I in the mood for peanut butter or a baked potato?