Monday, April 04, 2005

i'm off.

I'm off to take my group to the casino. I am very nervous. I have been on this trip before, but with a number of new people. I haven't quite decided what to say to my one lady who has expressive aphasia... and for lack of better wording, when she gets excited.. she also yells. She yells things like... "Fucking right on".... LOUDLY. So I haven't quite figured out what I am going to say to her if she starts yelling up a storm... I can't really tell her to zip it...because she has very few words that actually come out.. unfortunately.. this is one of them. also she is directionaly challenged... so I will have to keep on eagle eye on her.

On the otherside of me will be my lovely new lady that can't find her way out of a paper bag also, she will be sitting on the other side of me. The success of this day today will be if I come home with the same amount of people that I am starting with. It's really going to piss me off if I lose someone, or they get broken while we are out.

Now, if I can only pick the winning slot machine for me and my 5 dollars. woo-hoo.

3 comments:

Chastity said...

Win lots of money for me :).

Ozfemme said...

Heh, that's funny. Have a good time though.

Clair De Lune said...

Don't you just love terms like "expressive aphasia"? Properly detailed and extremely accurate, yet it sounds so innocent and almost low-key when you're just reading the words on a page. It's like describing a very hyperactive child as "boisterous." I'm glad that you did manage to make it through the day with no one broken and that everyone managed to get home, eventually.