Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Big Sale at my House

Hey;
4 QUICK SALE:
7 years old, has blond mop on top, needs a bit of a tune-up
(shifts gears, but kind of slowly;
requires fluid levels to be topped up at regular intervals;
hard on its treads, will need new ones every couple of weeks;
has short periods of complete dysfunction but recovers nicely, nothing to be concerned about.. just hard to deal with)
body is good; a couple of bumps and scrapes,
the most notable mention is the sound, sometimes purrs, sometimes hissing and sputtering.
All this, for a quick sale.... it would look good on you !!!
Don't delay......Rush on over now.....
you will get complimentary 6 pack of fluid of your choice,
AND, a special gadget package to dress up your purchase.
HURRY !!! There is only one "4 QUICK SALE".... make it yours today !!!



I sent this to a friend today... I haven't heard back from her...

1 comment:

Chastity said...

All I need to know is how much and how good is he at manual labor ie. yard work, scrubbing floors, cutting down trees?