The big purchase

Where did I find myself once again today.... it is almost as if I was drawn there, like the wind that moves the clouds, I once again found myself at Home Depot. Yes, milling about in the back corner of the store, filling my buggy with bags of dirt and a fresh bag of grass seed. I seem to grow a lot of grass, and I believe it is only one blade at a time, as I am constantly in grass growing mode. I think one day I might get it right, or, give up, and quit growing grass.