the Pip!
She has left for the Pickaspats for a sleepover.
I call home to the workaholic husband, and the world is silent in the background... the Pip has left the building. That PIP she is always around doing something.
So.. in things left over .....
We went out Saturday night. I wasn't remotely psychotic from work... because I was able to actually leave work unpsychoticlike. How big of me I say.
We didn't actually just go out the two of us, for that would never happen, we had an invitation to attend a "do". It was good, the husband and I were one of the first people to show up.. the rest was family people sitting in the location of fun. I announced that we were the neighbours, and for people not to be alarmed. Other neighbours arrived, so it was all good.
My one neighbour friend is extremely out of this world. She has a remarkable ability to reel in the husband of hers, *and keeps me splitting a gut in laughter* and yet her ideas in her mainstream life attack me like a bad batch of spiders in a banana plantation. So anyways... she announced to the husband that she is wearing "the boots"... he arrives to see her wearing "the boots", and then has to hurry home to put the children to bed, and then himself. She claims she holds the power, as she is the wearer of "the boots", and they have magical powers.
Many drinks of wine, and other assorted beverages later... and I almost believed her.
I live a simple life.
Enough said, we don't want to delve further into that last statement.. it could get scary.
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