Everythings ready to blow !

Schools just about done. Heads up for those unaware that there are going to be kids running and screaming everywhere.... the streets are not safe ! Drive in the school zones... you know nobody will be wandering around!! The last week at school has been a nightmare....stay up really late.... don't eat any of the dinners that you have had layed in front of you... because it has been too hot... get up late... maybe eat breakfast with your eyes closed... (that's because your mother dressed you while you were asleep, and made you sleep walk to the table), arrive at school to accomplish mundane tasks of "cleaning".. isn't that what Mothers are hired to do? All of the activites have wound done... Baseball, Piano... even the Tae Kwon Do classes have been shortened.. or is the shortened attention span of the kids that has worn thin on the Master... anyways, he wasn't even their tonight... there's no more playtime with friends after school---because they are all sick of being stuck in a classroom with each other for the past ten months. To top it off, school (for us anyways), doesn't end till Tuesday... a lot of parents failed to read that notice... because a number of them are blowing this post for a new location called "summer vacation". So in jubilation of official summer time... off I went today and bought new tires for our old (14 yrs) vehicle... now these tires were not looking to good.. they looked like they had been driven to one too many Baseball Fields.... aaannnnd...... speaking of treads... I bought some new runners... because the olds ones had blown an air pocket... so, let's have a recap... tires on the truck ready to blow, I went to the dentist today and thought that he was going to blow his drill through my cheek there for a little while, old runners blown, parents have already left on summer vacation, those children left at school are ready to blow in anticipation of summer vacation... oh, and my hose blew the other day. I am glad I do not live in a balloon.