Same story, different day.

I applied for a new job today.

Really and seriously.

We saw six bears tonight.

Really and seriously.

Work was lovely and boring until a family member came in and started yelling and swearing at us.

Really and seriously.

He person left after he threw a chair against the wall.

Really and seriously.

It all happened with two seconds.

Really and seriously.

The last three things dont really qualify for same story different day... but it at least qualifies for a really and seriously.

I will stop now.

Really and seriously.