Monday, August 07, 2006

Dark and Hairy

Yes, I must say... that is the look I am sporting today. My new colour is very new... and DARK. I am hoping that another wash today will tone it down a notch, or 15...

In other things dark and hairy:

We saw one DARK and HAIRY bear cruising through the berry fields last night. Just one... padding along the open berry field roadway.

We had to then leave in an absolute scurry since the blond-but-not-so-bubbly PIP slammed her drink container into my drink holder thingy in the truck and broke it, which turned my personality all DARK and HAIRY. This was all due to the big DARK and HAIRY bee that insisted on zipping through our open windows and sunroof.

Once we were home my DARK and HAIRY personality settled, and then sent the PIP with her DARK and HAIRY personality to her room.... where she then manuevered her many DARK and HAIRY stuffed toys about on her bed, so she could enter it and stay there for the night. After a while, both or our D&H traits settled, and I tucked her into her bed, and everyone was happy.

Eventually the PIP came out of her room, and called to me in a very gentle voice... "Ma-ma, oh ma-ma.... you better come here... there is something very DARK and HAIRY on my wall, right next to my bed"... so we crept in as quiet as the racoons that had crept up the neighbours cherry tree.. and sure enough... a very big, very DARK and HAIRY spider had found the perfect spot on her wall, right next to her twenty million DARK and HAIRY stuffed things. I captured the offending DARK and HAIRY visitor, and set him free in the great outdoors where he could take his DARK and HAIRY self and roam in the grasses and DARK but not HAIRY corners of my garden.

EEEEKE!

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