Some days I kinda think that I should say so long to this magical little tour of duty on wit writing. Partially because the wit .. is witless. Damn .. can't have it all the time ...
Although .. times .. like NOW .... when ONE is on drugs that have their senses flying faster than that lousy planeride home a couple of weeks ago ... perhaps I should stay ... just a little wit longer .....
Please laugh .. CHEESUS ... that was funny.
IN other forms of operations and technicalities ...
I am on an evil drug SULFA ... so that it can kill some bugs that I have growing ... although .. the good dr of mine wished for me to take another drug ... like LYRICA ... to sooth the growing and vulcherously evil pain that was crawling through my foot and lower portion of my leg ... uhmmmmmmmmmm . OK. I agreed.
It's a good thing I agreed ... because then ... I wouldn't be able to float through life in a magical transluscent bubble ... like I have been this past week ... wish I had this LAST week when I was dealing with the TELUS people ... wouldn't have scared my dog SHITLESS with all the hysterical hissing into the phone talking to the computerized bitch that she is ... meanwhile .. back at the ranch ...
I kid you not .. this shit is some delicious stuff ... I did warn my DOc about being sensitive to drugs ... and holy whamolies .. someones going to have to pry my hands off every single one of those tiny little pinky and white pills .. I mean why stop now .. holy frucksters. I only have thirty .. thirty pieces of gold I say ... that I ingest .. and then enjoy the rest.
GAWD. I kid you not .. I feel ike it's alcohol ... on that second glass of wine ... when you know you might have start to have a little too much ... and then that is where you remain ... right at the tipping point of happiness ... is this where this drug is supposed to leave you ... because I'm in .. hands down ..
EXCEPT ... I am not a good parker ... the girl is complaining of "boundaries MIN .. boundaries ... remember the bubble !!!!" ...she hysterically laughed in the car at me ... she said ... " so the DR thinks this is good for you ... why didn't she consult with the rest of the family ... the rest of the family could tell her something different !!!"
Eventually this shit has to wear off ... I have to take it every 12 hours ... but i wish to know .. how is it that I sleep at night ... how is it ... cause I am calm and sleeping in the deep dark of night ... ODDDDDDD !!!!!
And that would be me ... sorta super crazy ... in a big bad way ... but in a good way ... like I was texting in the rain walking into Costco .. my phone is getting wet .. I hate rain .. and yet I am smiling and texting like a soothing walk down at our local pier ...
Many things to write about .. so many things ... probably shouldn't I could go on for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. Seriously.
Moving on .... to the dishes ... later followers of my world !
Although .. times .. like NOW .... when ONE is on drugs that have their senses flying faster than that lousy planeride home a couple of weeks ago ... perhaps I should stay ... just a little wit longer .....
Please laugh .. CHEESUS ... that was funny.
IN other forms of operations and technicalities ...
I am on an evil drug SULFA ... so that it can kill some bugs that I have growing ... although .. the good dr of mine wished for me to take another drug ... like LYRICA ... to sooth the growing and vulcherously evil pain that was crawling through my foot and lower portion of my leg ... uhmmmmmmmmmm . OK. I agreed.
It's a good thing I agreed ... because then ... I wouldn't be able to float through life in a magical transluscent bubble ... like I have been this past week ... wish I had this LAST week when I was dealing with the TELUS people ... wouldn't have scared my dog SHITLESS with all the hysterical hissing into the phone talking to the computerized bitch that she is ... meanwhile .. back at the ranch ...
I kid you not .. this shit is some delicious stuff ... I did warn my DOc about being sensitive to drugs ... and holy whamolies .. someones going to have to pry my hands off every single one of those tiny little pinky and white pills .. I mean why stop now .. holy frucksters. I only have thirty .. thirty pieces of gold I say ... that I ingest .. and then enjoy the rest.
GAWD. I kid you not .. I feel ike it's alcohol ... on that second glass of wine ... when you know you might have start to have a little too much ... and then that is where you remain ... right at the tipping point of happiness ... is this where this drug is supposed to leave you ... because I'm in .. hands down ..
EXCEPT ... I am not a good parker ... the girl is complaining of "boundaries MIN .. boundaries ... remember the bubble !!!!" ...she hysterically laughed in the car at me ... she said ... " so the DR thinks this is good for you ... why didn't she consult with the rest of the family ... the rest of the family could tell her something different !!!"
Eventually this shit has to wear off ... I have to take it every 12 hours ... but i wish to know .. how is it that I sleep at night ... how is it ... cause I am calm and sleeping in the deep dark of night ... ODDDDDDD !!!!!
And that would be me ... sorta super crazy ... in a big bad way ... but in a good way ... like I was texting in the rain walking into Costco .. my phone is getting wet .. I hate rain .. and yet I am smiling and texting like a soothing walk down at our local pier ...
Many things to write about .. so many things ... probably shouldn't I could go on for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. Seriously.
Moving on .... to the dishes ... later followers of my world !
