Me and my drinking problem

I don't have one.

I should have one.

Maybe by the end of today.

And more than likely by the end of tomorrow.

We'll see.

Cause there's always Wednesday to start a drinking problem.

But then Thursday would be an equally exciting day to start one.

Definitely by Friday I'll need to have a drinking problem.

The weekend I am not sure.

Because it's all a blur anyways.

I might cut down a bit by then.

Or not.