Am I being heard?

So I wrote two complaint letters last night. Neither of them were well thought out masterpieces, but they were complaints all the same.

The first was to our city for the poor parade performance. I am still getting over that one.

The second was to the bigwig of school officials. I complained about our principal. He's completely inept, and that's on a good day.

Well.. now I have to call the cell phone company... all of my millions of minutes are gone. CRAP!